Jackass Roast

Jackass Roast

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A smooth Colombian sugarcane decaf with sweet notes of toasted nuts, golden syrup and lemonade.

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Coffee at a Glance

Origin
Colombia Huila & Tolima
Process
Washed
Tasting Notes
Toasted nuts, golden syrup, lemonade
Recommended Brewing
Espresso, cafetière, filter, moka pot
Coffee Character
Roast Level
0%
Body
0%
Acidity
0%
Sweetness
0%
The Coffee

In More Detail

Colombia Sugarcane Decaf

Jackass Roast proves that choosing decaf doesn’t have to mean giving up interesting coffee.

This Colombian coffee is decaffeinated using the sugarcane process, preserving much of the character of the original bean in a completely natural process (look out for a future blog post on this!).

The result is a naturally sweet and comforting cup with notes reminiscent of toasted nuts, golden syrup and lemonade — rich enough to feel indulgent while remaining smooth and easy to drink.

A proper speciality coffee, just without the caffeine.

The Story

The Penguin Behind The Roast

The Magellanic Penguin is affectionately known in the Falklands as the Jackass Penguin, a nickname inspired by its wonderfully distinctive braying call.

Found around the Islands’ coastline, these curious, characterful birds can often be heard before they are seen, with their unmistakable calls echoing around the Falklands in the morning and evening. To us islanders, this really is the amazing sound of home.

For our decaf, the name seemed particularly fitting. Like the Jackass Penguin, this roast has plenty of personality of its own. Naturally decaffeinated using the sugarcane process, it’s smooth, balanced and full of flavour. Just because it’s decaf doesn’t mean it has to be boring.

Additional Information

Additional information

Weight 0.25 kg
Origin

Colombia Huila & Tolima

Tasting notes

Toasted nuts, Golden syrup, Lemonade

Caffeine

Decaffeinated

Decaffeination

Sugarcane decaffeination

Process

Washed

Bag Size

250g, 1kg

Grind

Whole beans

Roasted in the
Falkland Islands
Small-batch
roasted
Packed for
freshness
FAQs

Brewing Questions, Freshly Answered

Our beans are carefully selected from trusted farms that value sustainability and quality. Each origin is chosen for its unique flavor profile, ensuring that every cup tells a story of place and care.

Coffee can be enjoyed in many ways, from pour-over and French press to espresso. Each method highlights different notes, so you can experiment until you find your personal favorite brew style.

Yes — freshness makes all the difference. Coffee begins to lose aroma and complexity over time, which is why we roast in small batches and package carefully to lock in peak flavor.

We do. Our decaf beans go through a gentle process that removes caffeine while keeping natural flavors intact. You’ll still enjoy a rich and satisfying cup without the jitters.

Pour Joy Every Moment

Whether you savor it in-store or take it home, our coffee is made to elevate your daily ritual, turning every cup into a moment of warmth, comfort, and inspiration.